I hate people that steal my coffee

So I'm pretty tired this morning. I go in to get some coffee, and of course there is none left. Dammit people! If you drink the remainder of the coffee, brew another pot. I mean if its fricking 5 pm and everyone is gone, and you drink the rest of the coffee, that's fine. But come on people, it's 10 am. People will still want coffee!

So of course, I have to brew a pot. But I'm really tired this morning, and my brain isn't working right, so I dump a portion of the coffee bag into the container without putting a filter on it. DOH! So I clean it out, put a filter in, and start brewing. So of course, some jackass decides to cut in front of me, and steal the coffee as its brewing. So, not enough coffee grounds, plus someone stealing the coffee as it starts to brew equals a VERY weak batch for the rest of us. Sure enough, when I get my cup, its a very light thin blend. DAMMIT. I'm standing right in front of the machine. Of course I'm waiting for the coffee to brew. What in hell makes you think you can just cut right in front of me and take my coffee? Wait your damn turn!