Bah!

Sunday, June 06, 2004

Plotting revenge is fun

So on Friday night, we went to go see the new Harry Potter movie. I would like to say that the security at the Camino Real Marketplace, as well as the employees of the Metropolitan theater suck major donkey balls. If any one that works for Metropolitan theaters reads this, I just want to say one thing. YOU'RE A VEGETABLE, AND I HATE YOU! Hehehe. I've always wanted to say that in some form of publication. My dream is to say that on national TV one day, but this will have to do for now.

Anyway, let me tell you why I hate the Camino Real Marketplace, and the stupid monkeys that work for Metro. First of all, they have one line for 2 movies. The first started at 9:10, and the next started at 9:35. This is a recipe for disaster. Anyone with a brain the size of a pea could tell you that. When the people get called out of line for the 9:10 show, all the ravenously psychotic Harry Potter fans from the back of the line will bum rush and trample everyone in front of them. And to make things worse, the security didn't really set up the markers for the lines very well. They didn't think that one of the more highly anticipated movies of the year would draw a huge crowd. So of course the lines starts to curl in all sorts of funky ways. It was a mess, but we all knew how the lines were supposed to be, and it would have worked. Of course, the jackasses came, and said what we did was dangerous, and had us move all around. In the process about 50 or 60 people that were behind of me cut in front of me. That's great. Then for some reason, before the people from the 9:10 show were let into the theater, they realized they needed to have 2 lines. So they started pulling the 9:35 people out. And of course people in the back saw this and immediately bum rushed to the front. I mean how could they not see this happening? Luckily I caught on before too many people cut in front of me and thwarted the next attempts. In any case, I got in, got decent seats, AND the movie rocked. So I guess it was worth it. So on top of that long rant there is my review of the movie. I give it 2 thumbs WAY up.

So now I'm going to have fun plotting my revenge. To all the maniacal Harry Potter fans, just you wait!

I'm tired, so I'll post about the rest of my weekend tomorrow.

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