I have readers?!

Well a few questions have been answered for me as of late. Apparently, my friends have started reading my blog again, as Alex mentioned it to me at lunch today. So Alex, here is a public announcement. Alexander Fife Sheldon has indeed read my blog before I thought he would!

So a certain reader has asked for debauchery, sex, drugs and rock and roll. In my quest to provide you all with this, I have come to the following conclusions.

1. I've done nothing debaucherous in the 25 years of my life. In fact, I'm the recipient of the only semi-debaucherous event that has happened in my life. I've dated 2 girls that turned into lesbians and started dating each other. That's right they dated each other!

2. I want to nail Heidi Klum. She has to be the HOTTEST thing on legs. Of course, anything that isn't bipedal is eliminated, and anything not human is eliminated, so let me rephrase that. Heidi Klum is the hottest female on the planet.

3. I haven't done enough drugs in my life, and I don't care too. I've smoked some pot and turned into a paranoid android. I'm lame. I have to pass out when I'm high, so what's the point?

4. As for Rock and Roll, my taste as of late has been very limited. I pretty much only listen to Jason Mraz, because I don't find that many people on the radio worth listening to these days. I find the music industry to be filled with a bunch of talentless hacks that only get contracts because they look good. So I will refrain from any further comment about rock and roll, because I think rock and roll died when the hair bands became extinct.

Now for my random reader that has demanded that I post something ludicrous, here is your ludicrousity for the day. I think Debbie Gibson rocks! Her song "Only In My Dreams" is on an 80s compilation of mine, and I started rocking out. That has made want to find her other songs like "Shake Your Love" and "Lost In Your Eyes." Hmm... maybe that isn't so ludicrous. Sure does make me sound gay though!