A matter of mass debate

So my friends and I have been having a debate about what exactly a chode is. I was under the impression that it was the spot between your anus and your scrotum, but my friend Fred told me that it was a penis wider than it is long. During camping, the topic of the chode came up, and Luke and Josh also stated that a chode is a penis wider than it is long. They also told me the place I was referring to was called the "taint". I of course was skeptical, but I went along with it. Last night Colleen asked me if I had looked it up on Urban Dictionary and I said I hadn't. So of course, I decided to do it this morning.

Can you believe there are 31 pages of definitions for chode? Don't believe me? Look for yourself http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode&f=1 and scroll to the bottom. Indeed, I was wrong. It is a penis that is wider than it is long. I also found out that the area that I originally thought a chode was could be called a "Gooch".

Chode - chode, as many have so elequantly put it does in fact mean a penis that is wider than it is long...the space between the ball sack and all of you, in other words the anus, is called the GOOCH. ALso an insult...

So of course I looked up gooch and got:

Gooch - The piece of skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute. The gooch is also attached to the bacon strip which is located directly on the undercarriage of the testes.

and taint, and got:

Taint - the flap of skin between a man's ball sack and his asshole.

So there you have it. Definitions of chode, gooch and taint!

EDIT - Colleen just pointed out to me that on one of the definitions of taint it says it's also sometimes interchangable with 'chode', so wasn't as wrong as I thought!